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Blockheads R Us: Where Only the Most Intelligent Survive (>high IQ)

Bigotry, Blockheads, discrimination, extremism, gthigh, hate, High IQ, ignorance, intelligence, Intelligent, intolerance, kills muzzies, nationalism, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, reasons, right-wing ethnostate, Superiority, SURVIVE, violence, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Potions Brewed:	149	Votes:	8602
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate high IQ right-wing ethnostate where we take down those pesky muzzies! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of like-minded players who are ready to dominate the Minecraft world. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned enemy to fight against? So come join us and show those muzzies who’s boss!

MineCraftyIndieServer

archival, Archive, BIRTHDAYS, Calendar, Clips, Corpo, discussion, ducks, Guide, indie, large indies global, material, MineCraftyIndieServer, Numbers, partner, Shill, Stream, Thread, twitch, Viewers, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	666
Crops Grown:	8057	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the “I cooka da bat Edition” Minecraft server! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bat cooking competition where players compete to see who can cook the most delicious bat dish. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted spatula!

– Our server is home to the largest community of indie vtuber fans in the Minecraft universe. Join us to discuss your favorite indie vtubers and share clips of their most epic moments.

– Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the madness on our server.

– We have a special section dedicated to creating Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

– And don’t forget about our exclusive “Ducks” section, where players can watch live streams of dashducks waddling around in all their glory. It’s quack-tastic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with bat cooking competitions, indie vtuber discussions, and plenty of SEEEEEEEEEX!

CraftyPixels Minecraft Server

Accountants, business strategy, CraftyPixels, Eula, independent contractor, legal documents, legal requirements, marketing tactics, Minecraft, notaries, self employed, Server, Software (Industry), software business, software contracts, Software Development, software distribution, software entrepreneurship, software legalities, software licensing, software marketing, software sales, terms of service

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about boring software marketing again. We don’t have any stuffy accountants or notaries here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And forget about those pesky Terms of Service and EULAs – on our server, you make the rules! Want to build a giant rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with llamas? Why not!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’ll fit right in!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Villages Defended:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Items Found:	6909	Void Armor Forged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	4883
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8606	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	108

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5328
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!