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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 437 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
join this epic minecraft server where the clocks are always wrong and time is a MYSTERY. you’ll never know if it’s day or night, keeping you on your TOES. it’s like living in a real life episode of the twilight zone, but with CREEPERS.
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? the choice is yours.
our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains diamonds instead of glitter. who needs boring old grass when you can dance on a floor of precious gems?
come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, the sheer absurdity of our server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and you’ll never want to leave. unless you get blown up by a creeper, in which case, RIP.
