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RoboPup Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ores Mined:	8678
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want something more exciting and challenging? Look no further than our server, where we are better and tougher than Boston Dynamics robots! Our players are so skilled, they could probably outsmart a robot any day. Join us and witness the chaos as we take on the machines and come out victorious. Who needs a robot uprising when you have us? Join now and show those robots who’s boss!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	196	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	8259
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Farms Harvested:	392
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4321
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	9922	Potions Brewed:	125
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)