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The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	942	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	8683
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	166
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Towns Built:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.

Vanilla survival 20+ server minecraft

20, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

The description of the server server “Vanilla Survival 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Turnabout SMP

Active, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, player heads, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, THRIVING, Turnabout, Uptime, voice chat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	A Thriving district for shopping and playing minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how they want the district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Security measures to protect your items and builds.
Server Uptime	24/7 online availability

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc to get started.

What is the age requirement for the server?

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, please review the server rules on our Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to join?

Absolutely! We encourage you to bring your friends to join the community.