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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8328

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

FrenchieFrontiers

activism, anti-extremism, anti-fascism, Coalition, far right, French History, French politics, FrenchieFrontiers, historical context, left wing, opposition, political alliance, political strategy, Popular Front, progressive movement, resistance, resistance movement, social justice, socialism, solidarity, Unity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Emeralds Found:	972
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool Minecraft server where all the Frenchies left their forms and joined this epic group called the ‘Popular Front’ to battle against the far right. but, like, instead of fighting with words and stuff, they battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft! join this server if you want to be part of the most intense political showdown ever seen in the Minecraft universe. plus, there’s like, free baguettes for all players and a secret underground bunker filled with croissants. you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust me!

Time Traveling Blocks

1938, 1981, 2024.., blocks, Calendar, Centuries, comparison, comparison of years, Dates.., Decades, Distance, far apart, Future, gap, historical, interval, past, Time, Timeline, Traveling, Years, years apart

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Emeralds Found:	4598
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ores Mined:	5302	Farms Harvested:	681
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can do backflips and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. u can ride on a flying llama and battle giant creepers dat shoot rainbows out their butts. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, our spawn point is a giant disco ball dat plays dubstep music 24/7. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life, u wont regret it!

[Java & Bedrock] LiveAndBuild.Net | Survival Server

balanced gameplay, bedrock, BUILD, Community, cross-platform, Experience, Feedback, java, Jobs, Join, mc.liveandbuild.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nogriefing, Peace, PvE, PvP, Residence, Server, smp, Survival, Tools

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crops Grown:	6601	Alien Abductions:	3

CROSS PLATFORM! Both Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition can join!

Welcome to LiveAndBuild.Net… Completely based around the community, using user feedback we believe we have crafted one of the best survival Minecraft servers on the planet. With over 8 years experience running game servers you can have trust in us to provide fair, equal, and balanced game play. Whether you like to PvP, or just build in peace we offer the tools to do this.

What are you waiting for? Join MC.LIVEANDBUILD.NET today!

mc.liveandbuild.net

Magic Dungeons and Towny, oh my! Journey through Realmportal for a wild adventure with custom items and creatures! Version 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Community, Creatures, Custom, custom content, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, immersive experience, Items, Journey, Magic, mmorpg, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvE, Realmportal, Roleplaying, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, town-building, Towny, Version, Wild

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	187	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server
A mesmerizing take on RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with fancy custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more flavorful content!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Realmportal?	Realmportal is a Minecraft server that offers an immersive RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic, and more.
How many classes are available?	There are several classes to choose from, each with various skills and abilities for players to explore and level up RPG style.
Are there dungeons in Realmportal?	Yes, players can descend into massive and intricate dungeons, where they can battle exciting mobs, solve puzzles, and discover exclusive loot and gear.
Can players fly on dragons in the open-world wilderness?	Yes, players can take to the skies on dragons and explore colourful new biomes, build towns, and engage in an economy with player shops, auctions, factories, and farms.
Is griefing and stealing allowed in Realmportal?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden in Realmportal, and players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims and container locks.
Is Realmportal free to play?	Yes, Realmportal is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements. Players can enjoy the server’s immersive content without any additional costs.
How can I join Realmportal?	You can join Realmportal by visiting the server’s website at realmportalmc.xyz and immersing yourself in the captivating RPGMMO Towny Survival experience.

FalcomCraft Minecraft Server

10th anniversary, Alternate Saga, CN/KR version, Demo, Downloads, Epic Games Store, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, FalcomCraft, gameplay footage, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Leaks.., Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, ps4, saves, scans, Server, Switch, Tokyo Xanadu, translation patches, undub patches, Website, Ys vs. Trails in the Sky

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8501	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Animals Bred:	119
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are jealous. We’ve got more mods, saves, and pre-patched translations than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own epic structures, explore new lands, and conquer the Nether like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got leaks of Ys vs Trails in the Sky: Alternate Saga port/localization in development. That’s right, you can battle it out in the skies with your favorite characters from both series.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s craft some epic memories together. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine is a regular player.

FightCraft Minecraft Server

action movie stars, action stars, Actors, badass actors, Combat Skills, Fight, fight choreography, fight scenes, FightCraft, hand to hand combat, Hollywood fighters, martial artists, Martial Arts, Minecraft, movie action, movie fights, on-screen brawls, physical training, screen fighting, Server, stunt doubles, stunt performers, tough guys

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness some of the most epic battles between actors who can actually fight! Ever wondered what it would be like to see Leonardo DiCaprio throw down with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in a pixelated arena? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for insane PvP battles where Hollywood’s finest duke it out for supremacy. Will Tom Cruise’s parkour skills be enough to take down Jason Statham’s brute strength? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can team up with your favorite action stars to take on hordes of zombies, creepers, and skeletons. Can you survive the onslaught with Keanu Reeves by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate showdown of actors who can actually fight! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is to never talk about Fight Club…oops, wrong movie.

SwiftieSquad Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Choice, clubbing, Concert, decision, Disappointment, eras tour, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, hangover, Happy, inconsiderate, Minecraft, overreacting, roommates, Server, sick, swiftie, SwiftieSquad, Taylor Swift, ticketmaster, TICKETS, work emergency

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Reasons to join: 1. We have surprise events just like the surprise song section at the concert. You never know what’s coming next! 2. We value appreciation and enthusiasm, just like giving the ticket to a die-hard Swiftie. 3. Experience the thrill of making tough decisions, like choosing between a concert and a sick girlfriend.

Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server! Who needs a concert when you have us?

BlockyInheritance

assets, Austin, beneficiaries, bequeathment, BlockyInheritance, Charity, children, Court, DEBT, estranged, Financial, Friend, House, Inheritance, Investments, Lawyer, net worth, Spouse, texas, thailand, Trust, Will

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Magic Items Found:	7985	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	202	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game inheritance drama is more exciting than real life! 🏠💰

🔥 Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to accept a luxurious house near Austin, Texas, or pass it on to some estranged adult children who didn’t even visit their dad during his illness! 😱

💸 Sell the house, rent it out, or donate the proceeds to charity – the choice is yours! Just make sure to watch out for those ex-colleagues of good repute who witnessed the will, they might be lurking around in the game too! 👀

💰 With a house worth a whopping $1.8 million, you’ll be adding more than just a few percent to your net wealth – talk about a Minecraft jackpot! 💸💰

👻 And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter the ghost of the first wife haunting the property from over 20 years ago! 👻

🎉 So come on in and join the fun – because on this server, even the most mundane real-life situations turn into wild Minecraft adventures! 🎮🤣🏠

HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Confidence, HotCraft, hotness, personal evaluation, RANK, Ranking, scale, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!

MosquitoCraft – Bite-sized Fun!

annoyance, Bitesized, Biting, blood-sucking, buzzing, Chikungunya, dengue fever, disease carrier, encephalitis, full-bellied mosquito, Fun, Human, insect, itchiness, malaria, MosquitoCraft, Pest, Pest Control, vector-borne disease, West Nile virus, Yellow fever, Zika virus

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.