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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3420 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 495 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
👶 Join us and dress your virtual kids in the cutest outfits, without a hint of neon in sight. Take adorable screenshots for your Minecraft baby books and show off your impeccable style.
🚫 But beware, neon lovers may try to sneak in with their bright green onesies! Just like one player’s husband who tried to dress their Minecraft daughter in neon against their wishes. Will you stand your ground like this player did, or will you give in to the neon madness?
🤣 Join us for outrageous family drama, fashion battles, and neon-free fun on our Minecraft server! Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos?