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Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	6700	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Blocky Brits: The Minecraft Server of Tea, Crumpets, and Creepers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Leeds, but with way more creepers and way less traffic. The city is bustling with players building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. And don’t worry, there’s always room for more players because our server is constantly expanding like a never-ending blocky universe.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of exploring dungeons filled with rare loot, or if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where players can strike it rich and become the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft land.

So come on down and join us on this wild adventure! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft.

Suzuna’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets J-pop in the most epic way possible!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	987
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a virtual idol singing battle? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Suzuna Nagihara’s vibrato can’t compete. Join us and experience a softer voice that will make Suisei sound like a harsh on/off switch. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ores Mined:	9617
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	123	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Ores Mined:	6491	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8112

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…