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HackersRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Love Letters Sent:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
New Chunks Explored:	443340	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Love Letters Sent:	16	Votes:	2412
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1162
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	116
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!