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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9898	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2035	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	66	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1544
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Votes:	6952	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Void Armor Forged:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

RANKClaimingLag-free experienceVoting RewardsEngaging CommunityGood Staff

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👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.