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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

advance notice, Conspiracy, CuckCraft, cucks, desert, drone strike, Fake, Globohomo, international relations, iran, Israel, kiked, leadership, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pegged, Politics, redit-tier, RETALIATION, Server, Targeting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	140
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	2100	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of being ruled by globohomo overlords? Are you sick of being pegged by redit-tier cucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the fake drone strikes and take control of your own destiny! Build your own empire, fight off zombie hordes, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious desert drone strikes. Join now and show those globohomo leaders who’s boss!

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

adoption, America, born out of wedlock, catholic church, child welfare, export, Family secrets, hidden past, historical scandal, IllegitimateCraft, international scandal, investigative journalism, Italian children, Italian orphans, new book, ORPHAN, orphans, Program, religious institution, social injustice, undocumented history, Vatican, Vatican program

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Boxed Cat Chaos

alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Box, boxed, cat, Chaos, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Experiment, inside, Observation, Observe, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum Mechanics, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, uncertainty, wave function collapse

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Paradise Network

Prison

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

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Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

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NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

Active, application, BLOCK, Community, Content Creation, Discord, Dynmap, Gaming, hermitcraft, Job, Launch, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, NovaCraft, pretending, real, Revival, Roleplaying, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	725	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	5659
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian customs, Brazilian economy, Brazilian education, Brazilian food, Brazilian geography, Brazilian government, Brazilian history, Brazilian language, Brazilian lifestyle, brazilian music, Brazilian people, Brazilian society, Brazilian sports, Brazilian traditions, Crafty, globetrotter, International, Minecraft, Server, south america, tourism, travel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

90s design, Aesthetic, appliance design, Appliances, classic-style, durable design, from, FUNCTIONALITY, Home Appliances, iconic design, innovation, japanese, japanese appliances, Japanese culture, Kitchen Appliances, Minecraft, modern technology, Nostalgia, retro design, silhouette recognition, smp, Technology, Theyre, timeless design, traditional design, vintage style

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

abandonment, Abuse, anger problems, anxiety, family, Father, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, HalfSisEdu, healing, high school, Insecurity, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mother, narcissism, no contact, pushback, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Support

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Items Found:	2364
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	109	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.