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Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	928238

Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Ores Mined:	2383	Divine Spears Created:	23
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1707
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6750	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	310
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	83	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	280384	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!