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WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

addiction, arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, family, financial issues, habits, health, money management, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, smoking, stress, Support, Twins, WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!

And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

MovieMoment Minecraft SMP

Cinematic, cinematic experience, dramatic, Dreamlike, eXtraordinary, extraordinary event, fairytale, FANTASY, life experiences, MAGICAL, memorable, Minecraft, movie moment, MovieMoment, once in a lifetime, plot twist, smp, Storybook, surreal, surreal moment, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	6492	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.

LonelyCraft: No Friends, Just Blocks!

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Friends, ISOLATION, isolation and mental health, isolation coping strategies, isolation help, isolation management, isolation support, Loneliness, loneliness and mental health, loneliness coping strategies, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness resources, loneliness support, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
New Chunks Explored:	481686	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who will become your new virtual family.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he’s actually our top builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll encounter on your journey.

So why waste another minute feeling lonely when you could be laughing, adventuring, and making memories on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Tekkit Friends: The Server Where We Mod Our Way to Friendship

Boyfriend, BUILD, Community, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, hang out, hop on, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mod, Modded, modded fun, Play, Preference, pretty builds, Server, smp, Tekkit, Years

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Join us on our Tekkit 2 server for a fun and community-oriented Minecraft experience. We love pretty builds and welcome players who share the same passion!
IP Address	tekkit.modded.fun / 173.240.148.215:25601

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long have you been playing on the server?	My boyfriend and I have been playing together for a few years now.
What type of builds do you prefer?	We have a strong preference for players who like pretty builds, but all are welcome to join!
Can I join the server?	Of course! Just use the provided IP address to connect to our Tekkit 2 server.

BoutineLA Beach Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, Beach, beach fashion, beach queens, beach style, Beach Vibes, beachwear, Bikini Babes, bikini season, boutinela, BoutineLA bikinis, fashion, Minecraft, queen of spades, Queen of Spades tattoo, Server, Style, Summer, Swimwear, swimwear fashion, swimwear trends, tattoos, trend, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a woman wearing a BoutineLA bikini on the beach? Well, look no further because our server is the new Queen of Spades tattoos of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own bikini-clad empire, complete with sandcastles and beach parties that would make even the most hardcore beach bum jealous.

But beware, the Queen of Spades tattoos are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can help you conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So grab your sunscreen, your pickaxe, and your sense of adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s make some waves in the Minecraft universe!

SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	97	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

Grandma’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abandonment, BLOCK, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with trauma, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grandmas, Grandparents, Grief, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, Party, seeking guidance, seeking help, Server, substance abuse, support system, teenage behavior, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully tears of joy).

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget all about your family issues and personal struggles. Who needs therapy when you can just mine some diamonds and build a castle instead?

Join now and escape into a world where grief and pain don’t exist, only creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make all your problems disappear (Disclaimer: potion may or may not actually work, but it’s worth a shot).

So come on, join us and let’s build a new life together in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough wood to finish your epic treehouse. See you there!

WeddingRageCraft

accident, apologies, Boundaries, cake cutting, celebration, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, emotions, family, forgiveness, friendship, inclusion, Kids, nephew, Outburst, parenting, screaming, throwing a fit, Wedding, WeddingRageCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5470	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with cake-cutting catastrophes and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a wedding cake and getting kicked out in front of all your friends and family. Who needs a boring old cake cutting ceremony when you can have a full-blown meltdown instead?

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a bride and her so-called “nephew” who dared to take a bite out of her precious cake. Will there be apologies? Will there be forgiveness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this insane drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can have real-life drama right at your fingertips?

IllegalFeelsLegal – Minecraft SMP

Accepted, Behavior, common, Cultural, customary, everyday, frequent, habitual, illegal, IllegalFeelsLegal, Ingrained, law enforcement, Minecraft, norm, Overlooked, prevalent, Routine, smp, social constructs, Societal, societal norms, UNNOTICED, widespread

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	1543
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that everything illegal in the real world is fair game! Want to steal diamonds from your neighbor’s chest? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many explosions). So come join us and let your inner rebel run wild! Who knows, you might even become the most infamous player on the server, known far and wide for your outrageous antics. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – as long as you can handle the consequences (like getting banned for blowing up the spawn point…again).

PixelPurseProtection

affordability, Budget, cost of living, essential needs, expensive, financial constraints, financial decisions, financial priorities, Financial Stability, high cost of living, Luxury items, non-negotiable expenses, personal values, PixelPurseProtection, price tags, Quality over quantity, saving money, splurging, sticking to budget, unwilling to compromise, value for money

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emerald blocks just waiting to be discovered. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of netherite ingots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing extravagant parties complete with fireworks and cake. Join us and become friends with the Ender Dragon, who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!