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JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

actress, admired., attractive, beauty, beauty queen, Breathtaking, Celebrity, charming, CraftyBeautyQueen, Elegant, FAMOUS, Gorgeous, iconic, Lovely, MODEL, most beautiful woman, opinion, Popular, Stunning, WOMAN, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

ack, ass, Bigotry, CrackCraft, crakkka, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, fak, Hate Speech, inappropriate, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial slur, racist, Server, Slur, UNACCEPTABLE, wypip, yo

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	942
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Votes:	897	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!