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CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	2965
Alien Abductions:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Potions Brewed:	146	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4608
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4690	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	313	Animals Bred:	147
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.