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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6248 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.
So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).