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CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Animals Bred:	143	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)