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OrbansBlockPartyMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!

FlashCraft: Life in Pixels

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, imagine if your whole life was just one big Minecraft game. Like, you’re mining diamonds, fighting creepers, and building epic castles all day long. That’s basically what this server is all about.

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life. We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to find, and secret dungeons to explore. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends for life (or at least until the next server reset).

But beware, this server is so addictive that you might start seeing Minecraft blocks in real life. You’ll be walking down the street and suddenly think, “Hmm, that building would look better with some redstone torches.”

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together. See you in the game, blockheads!

NarcissistCraft: Bully Edition

aggression in women, bully, bullying behavior, bullying patterns, Edition, female aggression, gender differences, grandiose narcissism, indirect bullying, interpersonal relationships, mental health, NarcissistCraft, narcissistic tendencies, physical bullying, predicting behavior, psychological research, psychological traits, research study, social behavior, social dynamics, verbal bullying, vulnerable narcissism, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest, most epic battles you’ll ever see in minecraft history. like, seriously, we got players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever laid eyes on.

and get this, we got this one player who’s like the king of the server, but he’s actually a total sweetheart. he’ll help you out with anything you need, whether it’s finding diamonds or fighting off creepers. he’s like the guardian angel of the server, but with a diamond sword instead of wings.

oh, and did i mention we have secret treasure hunts every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and it’s up to you to find them. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but way more fun.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have cookies. like, actual cookies. so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

⚡ ArtCraft | Survival, Anarchy | 1.16.5 – 1.20 ⚡ Minecraft server

Administration support, Altushka, Anarchy, ArtCraft, Bosses, CIS, Clans, Cosmetics, donation, Enchantments, Events, free case, GradusTV, Grief, Minecraft, MyNeosha, Never, Pirate, Plugins, Private, privileges, promo code, PvE, PvP, Quest System, Quests, Rewards, Rime, Russian, ryan gosling, Skuf, Survival, turrets, Unique crafts, Unique tags, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mines Excavated:	1710	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

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╠ ARTCRAFT SERVER

╠ The most technologically advanced server in the CIS!

╠ IP – play.artcraft-mc.com

╠ Version 1.16.5 – 1.20.1

╠ MyNeosha, GradusTV, Rime and Never streamed on our server!

╠ Right now, they are already waiting for you:

╠ ▸Free case with privileges for new players!

╠ ▸Free cases with unique tags! (Ryan Gosling, Skuf, Altushka and many more!)

╠ ▸Over HUNDREDS of different cosmetics!

╠ ▸The most modern plugins!

╠ ▸Amazing design for each menu!

╠ ▸DOZENS of exciting quests!

╠ ▸Administration support 24/7!

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╠ We have reworked everyone’s favorite Anarchy and Survival!

╠ ⟿ Unique crafts

╠ ⟿ 4 types of turrets

╠ ⟿ New enchantments!

╠ ⟿ Cool quest system!

╠ ⟿ Dozens of events and new bosses

╠ ⟿ And much more!

╠ ⟿ Rewards for top places!

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╠ Log in now, enter the promo code /promo skuf and get a free case with a donation!

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╠ ! SITE: https://artcraft-mc.com/

╠ ! TG: https://t.me/artcraftmc

╠ ! VK: https://vk.com/artcraft_com

╠ ! DS: https://discord.gg/artcraft

╠ Light and honor, friends!

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play.artcraft-mc.com

ForzaCraft – #107 Minecraft Server

Cardb, clubs, Communication, Community, emulation, fh4, fh5, fm, forza, ForzaCraft, gameplay, howto, Lobby chat, Map, Media, Minecraft, News, Rivals, Server, Support, Video recaps, WEEKLY, Xbox

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchantments Applied:	69	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re talking about FH4 delist sale Edition, where the only rule is to have an absolute blast!

Join us for the moggening Arc, where you’ll embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our Clubs are like no other – we’ve got “4cvg” in FH4, “4ch” in FH5, and none in FM because, well, we like to keep things interesting.

Communication is key on our server. Chat it up in the Xbox App, but only after you’ve posted your xbox id setting in the designated spot. And if you’re feeling chatty, head on over to Discord for some discussion chat – just ask for an invite in the lobby and you’re in!

But wait, there’s more! Join our RivalsFM Weekly starting every Sun at 16:00 UTC for some friendly competition. And don’t forget to check out our Community News for all the latest updates and support.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM cardb to FH5 map guides, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness that is FH4 delist sale Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

10x return, Arguing, asymmetrical investment, charts, CraftyTime, crypto bags, Discords, go swimming, holder, making money, market impact, meaningless BS, Minecraft, outside, Prices, Real World, refreshing biz, ride a bike, scam market, Server, Trading, twitter, valuable time

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4251	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of wasting your precious time on meaningless crypto charts and market trends? Do you want to escape the scam trash market and have some real fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all that crypto drama.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.

DadCraft: Kickout Edition

aita, cash jobs, child’s father, children’s well-being, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DadCraft, Edition, employment crisis, financial stress, household bills, Job Search, kick out, Kickout, lack of action, move out, parenting, selfish, Support, threatening, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and build epic structures!

Join us and escape the real world drama of job loss and financial stress. No need to worry about bills here, just focus on crafting and surviving in our virtual world.

We promise not to kick you out if you don’t find diamonds fast enough, unlike some people in the real world. And hey, if you do get kicked out, at least you won’t have to worry about where to go – just respawn and keep playing!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? 😉🔨💎 #minecraftlife

MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, attractiveness, body image, body standards, body type, DATING, FITNESS, Masculinity, Minecraft, MuscleCraft, muscular build, muscular men, muscularity, partner selection, personal preference, physical appearance, Physical attraction, Physical fitness, Preferences, relationships, Server, strength, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8737	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no eye candy? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most ripped and shredded players you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you can mine some abs instead?

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the bulge as players compete to see who can flex the hardest. From bicep curls with blocks to squatting with creepers, our players are always pushing their muscles to the limit.

But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own workout routine, come join us! Who knows, you might even find your perfect swolemate among our buff player base.

CraftyRulez: No Pants, No Pickaxe!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of following boring rules at work or school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear a chicken costume at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of chicken overlords who demand nothing but poultry fashion in their kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a chicken costume gives you superpowers like the ability to lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the clucky chaos today!

StarmerCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, brexit, cooperation, Diplomacy, EU relations, European partnerships, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Keir Starmer, leadership, Minecraft, NATO summit, political agenda, Server, StarmerCraft, summit meeting, transatlantic relations., UK leader, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be the leader of a whole country like keir starmer but without all the boring politics and stuff. u can have ur own nato summit with other players and mend eu relations by trading diamonds and emeralds. join now and show off ur diplomatic skills while building epic castles and fighting off creepers. who needs real world problems when u can have virtual ones on this server? come join the fun!