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Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	191331	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Potions Brewed:	85	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty C*nt Interviews

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Star Shards Collected:	135
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!

Crafty Creepers Club

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Dokibird Central

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Votes:	6773
Players Killed by Monsters:	3534	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.

But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Clones: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of pretending to be something you’re not? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner Russian, no matter where you’re from! We’ve got players from Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia all coming together to embrace their true identity.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that knows that deep down, we’re all just Russian at heart. Say goodbye to social media LARPing and hello to a server where you can be your true self – a Russian, no matter where you’re from. Come join the fun and let’s show the world that we’re all the same, no matter what country we’re from!

Mine Join! A unique griefer server! Minecraft server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Mine Join! A unique griefer server!

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Silvermons: Where We Make Pixelmon Progression Feel Like Endgame Tournaments and Events Are Just the Beginning!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
Server IP: play.silvermons.com
We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP play.silvermons.com to connect to the server.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that offers a fair experience for all players.

Q: What unique features does Silvermons offer?

A: Silvermons offers exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Crafty McCraftface

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	1826
Ores Mined:	5183	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a hoot about your FPS! Play at 30 FPS, 60 FPS, or even 1 FPS – we don’t discriminate!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even tame a dragon and fly around the server causing chaos.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a million diamonds? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into the sunset? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Neuro’s Minecraft Madness – Join the Swarm and Conquer the World!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever created? Well, look no further because we have Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will entertain you with her unhinged rants and crazy antics! She’s a neural network VTuber who will blow your mind with her skills in singing, gaming, and collaborating with other VTubers.

But that’s not all! We have a schedule that will keep you glued to your screen, links to all our social media platforms, and even educational resources to help you understand AI (if you’re into that sort of thing).

And don’t forget about our merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Neuro-sama gear and show off your love for our AI queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Neuro-sama! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!