🍆💦kids playground design fail Minecraft Servers

CraftyCarbCrusaders

calorie intake, Communication, Cooking, CraftyCarbCrusaders, diet, Exercise, grocery shopping, health issues, Healthy Eating, insulin resistance, lifestyle changes, meal planning, medical condition, nutrition, obesity, recipe books, Resources, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight loss

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

acceptance, age gap, AgeGapLove, Challenges, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, Experience, generational differences, growth, judgment, long-term effects, love, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Significant Other, smp, societal norms, Unconventional, Understanding

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of love and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.

MineCraftLoveCo.

Acts of love, Affection, appreciation, gestures of love, grand gestures, Heartfelt, Kindness, love, Loving gestures, MineCraftLoveCo, relationships, romance, romantic gestures, romantic memories, Romantic surprises, sentimental, special moments, Surprises, sweet gestures, thoughtful, thoughtful gifts

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most romantic thing someone has done for you is give you a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, players have been known to build entire pixel art love letters to each other, propose marriage with diamond rings made out of actual diamonds, and even host virtual weddings complete with cake and fireworks! Join us for a truly heartwarming and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life romance when you can have pixelated love on our server?

WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase

begin soon, Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense strategy, gallant, Gallants, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, next phase, phase, SECURITY, Server, strategy, War, WarCraftMC

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic war, well guess what, this server is like the next phase of that war, but in minecraft! join now to fight alongside the Israeli defense minister Gallant in epic battles against creepers and zombies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. plus, rumor has it that if u win a battle, u get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. how cool is that?! so come on, join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

UkrainianDroneStrike

aerial attacks, air defenses, Conflict, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intel, long range drones, Military, military capabilities, military conflict, military intelligence, Military operations, reconnaissance, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneStrike, WARFARE

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have drones flying around like crazy! Our drones are so advanced that even Russia’s air defenses can’t stop them! Ukraine is striking deep with their long-range drones, but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our own fleet of unstoppable flying machines. Join now and experience the thrill of dodging drones while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s goooo!

BlockyKidneyFun

acute kidney disorders, BlockyKidneyFun, correlation, Covid-19, critical care, Disease Progression, health complications, healthcare research, infection risk, kidney function, kidney health, medical study, organ damage, pandemic, patient outcomes, public health, renal failure, second week, treatment options, viral infection, virus impact

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so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to TerraCraft SMP – where even the creepers know how to respect personal space! Join us for some blocky fun!

1024 block build height limit, afk account, Better armor stands, blocky, Carpet, CREEPERS, Discord, Fun, Infinite Villager Trading, Invisible item frames, Join, long term, MaxEnchantX, Mods, Personal, Plugins, proximity voice chat, Respect, Server, smp, Space, Survival, Tectonic, Terracraft, Terralith, Vanilla, ViaFabric, world border

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TerraCraft Server Overview

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

Key Features

24/7 server availability
One extra afk account allowed per player for registered farms
Permission to use mods like litematica for building

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Respectful communication in chat
Contact server owners for concerns
Valid afk accounts only

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

Yes, you can join the server with any Minecraft version, but the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.

2. How big is the world border on the server?

The server features a 60 million block world border.

3. Are there any special world generation features on the server?

Yes, the first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, but after that, it is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist to the world.

4. Are there any plans to wipe the server in the future?

No, the server has never been wiped, and there are no plans to do so in the future. It is a long-term server.

5. What are the server’s key features?

Open 24/7
Allowed one extra afk account for registered farms
Permission to use mods like litematica for building

6. What are the server rules?

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Respectful communication in chat
Contact server owners for concerns
Valid afk accounts only

7. What quality of life plugins are available on the server?

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Sharia Society Minecraft Server

beauty, education, Exploitation, husband, Islam, ISOLATION, judaism, Marriage, Minecraft, modern times, onlyfans, ownership, pornography, productivity, punishment, Server, sex, sharia, society, teamwork, Trade, wealth, Women

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Are you tired of women causing all the problems in society? Do you want a place where men can be productive without distractions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! In our world, women are isolated from men, ensuring maximum productivity and harmony.

Join us and experience the joys of trading women like commodities, fulfilling all your needs without the hassle of modern society. Say goodbye to porn and OnlyFans, and hello to a world where women only have one husband and give birth to obedient children.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a society where men reign supreme. Join our server now and start living the dream!

The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP

action combat, Animals, battle passes, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, early access, Exploration, free to play, general, global servers, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, shapeshifting mechanic, smp, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got a world so seamless, you’ll think you’re actually living in it. And get this – you can shapeshift into animals for exploration and combat! Want to be a fierce lion one minute and a graceful dolphin the next? No problem!

But wait, there’s more! Our game features adaptive weather systems, because who doesn’t love a good thunderstorm while trying to build a house? And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics – we’ve got a free-to-play model with all the microtransactions your heart desires. Want a sparkly unicorn skin for your character? We’ve got you covered.

Join us on the Lottie server (NA East) and prepare for the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll accidentally turn into a chicken during a boss fight. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Cash Showdown

Cash, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family tension, financial accountability, financial responsibility, financial transparency, generational wealth, ice cream truck, intergenerational support, loan repayment, moms, money issues, money management, parental favoritism, parental support, showdown, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, sisterly conflict, sisterly resentment

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family loan disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

We promise that no one will complain about you getting virtual money for ice cream, and you won’t have to deal with any siblings giving away diamonds to their exes. Our server is drama-free, unlike the real world where parents threaten legal action over loans.

Join us now and let’s build a world where the only tension is from creeper explosions and not family disputes. Who needs real-life problems when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Don’t let your siblings waste your virtual money on substances, come play with us instead!

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9031	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9184	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	New Chunks Explored:	525823
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

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CraftyCarbCrusaders

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AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

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MineCraftLoveCo.

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WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase

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UkrainianDroneStrike

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BlockyKidneyFun

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Welcome to TerraCraft SMP – where even the creepers know how to respect personal space! Join us for some blocky fun!

Stats November 22, 2024

TerraCraft Server Overview

Key Features

Server Rules

Quality of Life Plugins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

2. How big is the world border on the server?

3. Are there any special world generation features on the server?

4. Are there any plans to wipe the server in the future?

5. What are the server’s key features?

6. What are the server rules?

7. What quality of life plugins are available on the server?

Sharia Society Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Mom’s Cash Showdown

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	1806	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1774	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	62

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	7101
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4