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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	186
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5558
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1576
Farms Harvested:	988	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Emeralds Found:	7484
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mines Excavated:	2829
Divine Spears Created:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	2811
Dimension Hops:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	63603	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	166	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.