Kids do the Funniest Things – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival
Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages
CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.
The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!
Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.
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BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP
31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!
Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.
But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

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ExMomAirMistake
#first class, airplane ticket, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!
Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!
But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

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PastaCraft Minecraft Server
ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows
come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

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TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore
Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore
OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.
also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.
so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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LockBlockKids
Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars
lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Merchant Craft
Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!
play.merchantcraft.xyz

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SwanCo.&Friends
admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit
Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!
50.20.254.134

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SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server
achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress
Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

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