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CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4476
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

SkincareGriefCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?

CraftyAchieve Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate block-building champion! We have dragons that shoot rainbow fire, unicorns that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance.

One player on our server once built a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. They were crowned the King of Dirt and now rule over their own dirt kingdom with an iron shovel.

Join us and see how accomplishing the impossible in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legend of our server and have your own ridiculous story to tell.

CraftyAdvice

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	8790	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!

CraftyGasEscape

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so like, u know how austria is all like “oh no we don’t want russian gas anymore”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we have a whole commission dedicated to ditching boring stuff like russian gas contracts! join us and be part of the most insane negotiations ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs gas when u can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds, amirite? come join us and be part of the action!

LeftyCraft: RockPaperScissorz

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the ONLY place where left-handed people can dominate in “rock, paper, scissors”! Our server is specially designed for all the lefties out there who have been oppressed by right-handed scissors their whole lives.

We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!

Welcome to AzureSMP: Where mining diamonds is easier than getting into a shopping mall on Black Friday! 🛍️

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

About Us:
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

About Us:

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Ideas:
Here at Azure, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, Axgraves.

Community:
At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:
Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:
Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows: Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community. Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations. In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions. To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community. https://discord.gg/aVxrn664Q7

Application Process:

Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows: Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community. Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations. In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions. To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community. https://discord.gg/aVxrn664Q7

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server operate on?	The server operates on Java 1.20.4.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	While there are no strict age restrictions, the majority of our players are aged 18 and above.
Does the server have any game-altering plugins?	No, we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems to preserve the Vanilla Minecraft experience.
How can I apply to join the server?	To apply, familiarize yourself with the server rules, complete the application process on Discord, and ensure your application reflects your passion for Minecraft and our community.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	We encourage players to invite friends who share the same values and commitment to fostering a positive and engaging community.

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, magic, and maybe even a few llamas wearing top hats.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking chicken who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and was rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, we have exclusive redeemable codes that will give you superpowers like flying without wings and turning your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have a pet panda named Sir Fluffykins. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the craziness begin!