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OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Void Gems Collected:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	4573
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	184	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1239	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Skill Progression

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.