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LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	4678
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Emeralds Found:	8039

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Hord, hord live, hord online, hord platform, hord service, hord streaming, hord video, Live streaming, Minecraft, online streaming, PALS, PIXEL, Server, stream games, stream movies, stream music, stream TV shows, streaming, streaming hord, streaming platform, Streaming Service, video streaming, watch hord, watch streaming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Void Armor Forged:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	4722	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	4953	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Emeralds Found:	9539
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Animals Bred:	132
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.