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The Kid-Eating King’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the unconventional and outrageous! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you on your toes!

Join us as we prepare for the Day of Prohibition where eating human flesh will be legalized! That’s right, you heard it here first! Cannibals are actually heroes in our world, far better than those pesky alcoholdrinkers. And don’t worry, we believe in ethical cannibalism because let’s face it, humans need to be culled for the greater good!

So come on down and join us as we celebrate the virtuous act of eating human flesh. Cannibals are truly the Children of God in our eyes. And remember, we have standards – we wouldn’t touch the flesh of a filthy alcoholdrinker with a ten-foot pole!

Get ready for a wild ride on our server where the Day of Prohibition is just the beginning. Say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world of insanity and excitement! Amen!

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magic Items Found:	3547	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	574	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Towns Built:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Emeralds Found:	7560	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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