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PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	365321	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Secret kiddush Minecraft Servers

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Stats November 22, 2024

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Stats November 22, 2024

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

ProcrastinationCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CharactActorCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3166
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	118
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Crops Grown:	6749	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7989	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	54
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Items Found:	6932
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	36