🔥kidcity hello neighbor Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8459
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4999	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	988590

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3875	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ores Mined:	3013
New Chunks Explored:	730063	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	160	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

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