Kid MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

FricknCraft – Kid Approved Swear Words

verbal skills, curse words, Profanity, foul language, language acquisition

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER??? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU WON’T FIND THAT SH*T ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! PLUS, WE HAVE COOKIES… LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.

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ButtWipeBabysittingCraft

self-care, emotional intelligence, Decision making, personal boundaries, parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any butt wiping drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and absolutely zero bathroom emergencies.

Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!

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DadOfWeirdosCraft

Actor, Fatherhood, Kid, Will Smith, weirdos

yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt SeRvEr cAuSe LiKe, wIlL sMiTh mAdE tHe GrEaTeSt DaD lOvInG hIs KiD sOnG tHeN rAiSeD 2 wEiRdOs. LiKe, hOw cOoL iS tHaT? yOu CaN bUiLd a HoUsE wItH wIlL sMiTh aNd hAvE dAnCe PaRtIeS wItH hIs wEiRdO kIdS. ItS lIkE aN ePiSoDe Of FrEsH pRiNcE oF bEl-AiR bUt In MiNeCrAfT fOrMaT. cOmE jOiN uS aNd bEcOmE pArT oF tHiS cRaZy fAmIlY aDvEnTuRe!

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SonicCraft Minecraft Server

Retro, MODERN, Mogs, Nostalgia, Hedgehog

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of modern Sonicpsssh… where you can zoom around at lightning speed and show those mobs who’s boss with your epic skills. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just hit them with a classic “nothin personnel…kid” and watch them run in fear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mogs, mystical creatures that will guide you on your quest for ultimate power and glory. Rumor has it that if you befriend a Mog, they will grant you special abilities like never-ending diamonds or the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back…mwahaha!

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Mom’s Punishment: Unpopular Kid – AITA?

emotional intelligence, grandparenting, punishment, behavior management, discipline

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids? Join our Minecraft server where we use social dynamics to teach them a lesson! Just like how Jamie learned the hard way that his actions have consequences, your kids will learn too. Our virtual pool is open for all well-behaved players on Fridays, so make sure your little troublemakers shape up if they want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a special “ignore” feature for those who just can’t seem to behave – just like how Jamie’s siblings gave him the cold shoulder. Join now for a unique parenting experience like no other!

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Kid Magnet Craft

Kid, Craft, magnet

so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!

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PonyCraft Minecraft Server

funny, humorous dialogue, funny quotes, unique insults, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are the real MVPs! Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real fun here is getting your face licked and nibbled on by our friendly horse-faced pony soldiers.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyChad’s Crazy Cubes

Friends, IMO, Wife, gym trainer, Pathetic

Are you tired of chads ruining your gym experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about creepy trainers straightening your back again. Our virtual gym is chad-free and full of supportive friends to train with. Plus, who needs a real-life gym when you can build your own virtual one in Minecraft? Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to building muscles and friendships in our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a virtual girlfriend instead of dealing with creepy guys at the gym. Join now and start your chad-free Minecraft adventure!

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SonicKid’s Minecraft Mania

Gaming, Childhood, Conversation, 10 year old, Mania

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the biggest Sonic fanatics are welcome! 🦔💨

Join us and experience the thrill of going super sonic just like your favorite blue hedgehog! 🌀

But that’s not all! Tails has two tails and can fly around – imagine the possibilities! 🦊✈️

And did you know that Dr. Robotnik is also called Dr. Eggman? Mind. Blown. 🥚🤯

Come join us before that 10-year-old Sonic fanatic finds his way here! Who knows what kind of chaos he’ll bring with him! 🤪🎮

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Creepin’ Guilt Trip: Where Minecrafters Regret Blowing Up Their Friends’ Houses

Childhood, Guilt, Houses, mistake, chuck e cheese

Join our Minecraft server and escape the guilt of your past misdeeds! Build a virtual world where you can right your wrongs and redeem yourself for that time you accidentally knocked over a kid’s pizza at Chuck E Cheese. Let your creativity run wild as you create a new identity for yourself in a world where accidents never happen (unless you want them to)! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the Chuck E Cheese animatronic band haunts our server, so you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Join now and start your journey to redemption (and maybe even score some free tokens)!

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