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NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7678
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	284
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8946
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9012	Villages Defended:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Battle Standards Raised:	10

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Votes:	7875
Runes Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6583
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Animals Bred:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!