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BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Crops Grown:	5305	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2021
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9304	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, complexion, Confidence, cultural perceptions, Dark, Dark Skin, Diversity, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, Pale, pale skin, pasty skin, personal preference, physical appearance, Preference, self esteem, skin, skin color, skin tone, smp, societal norms, tanned skin

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

FishyFoolery

aita, Boundaries, Fish, FishyFoolery, Friends, funny, humor, living beings, names, opinion, personal choice, pet care, pet funerals, pet love, pet names, pet ownership, Pets, Respect, Ridiculous, trivial

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

Join us now and show off your creativity with our wacky fish naming contests. Who knows, you might just become the proud owner of a fish named Sir Reginald McFinsworth the Magnificent! Don’t be like Jenny, embrace the absurdity and dive into our fish-filled world today!

Gender Surgery Fun Land

Fun, gender, gender affirmation, gender affirming care, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Gender Incongruence, gender transition, gender-affirming interventions, gender-affirming treatments, Genital Gender-Affirming Surgery, Land, LGBTQ+ healthcare, mental health, psychiatric comorbidities, psychological well-being, surgery, transgender community, transgender health, transgender individuals, transgender mental health, transgender research, transgender rights, transgender surgery

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Dragon Eggs Found:	9086
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!

SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!

What is the IP for COLETHEMAN Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1