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CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Alien Abductions:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	661
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	474

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting

MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweeds

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Votes:	3582	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿

we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄

join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄

save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄

join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄

(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)

EdgeCraft smp

1.20.1, admin support, Anti-Griefing, base protection, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, family friendly, FTB, java, Minigames, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

EdgeCraftSmp is a PVP modded Java Minecraft server thats brand new with anti griefing base protection based on the version 1.20.1. 100% family friendly, Full admin support just click the discord link to get access to the mod pack

EdgeCraftsmp.apexmc.co:26116

Norden Peaks

Adventures, Classes, collaboration, Community, Discord, dungeon crawling, Economy, Events, FANTASY, game diversity, Hardcore, java, Latin America, level-based, Medieval, narrative, optifine, Roleplay, RPG, Stories, storytelling, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to Norden Peaks! – Live a medieval fantasy where you are part of a great collaborative story We are the largest medieval/fantasy roleplay community in Latin America. We are dedicated to creating events, simulating experiences and crafting adventures. We are fascinated by stories and all the possibilities of fantasy. Our priority will always be the union between enjoying great roleplay experiences and adventures with RPG classes in days of intense dungeon crawling. – A hybrid of narrative roleplay and a level-based RPG We believe in game diversity, our community hosts users with a total focus on the stories they develop in role-playing, but also users who do not role-play and enjoy farming in days of intense dungeon crawling and class leveling. So if you are not interested in either of the two options we offer, there will still be a place for you.

Technical Information Minecraft Java Premium 1.17.1 Optifine Mandatory Contamos con Whitelist We don’t use mods you just jump in and play!

https://discord.com/invite/2jE69Ve4

nordenpeaks.crafted.pro:27869

Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server

disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Fake, hoax, IMPOSSIBLE, incredulous, Minecraft, mirage, NO WAY, not real, Questionable, Questioning, real, Server, skepticism, surreal, suspicious, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncertain, virtual

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Oh, it’s totally real, but in a totally wacky and wild way! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our community is filled with friendly zombies, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers who just want to be your BFF. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP_LlamaLover Minecraft SMP

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, anonymous content, anonymous user, digital content, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, multimedia, No. 15524514, ONLINE, Online Community, Q6iIKotKvN8, smp, SMP_LlamaLover, social media, trending, User-generated content, Video, video sharing platform, video streaming, viral, watch

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be fighting for your life against an army of zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, one wrong step and you’ll be plummeting to your doom. But hey, at least the view is nice!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes, because you’re gonna need them!

NoHugs4NakedMobs

aita, Beach, Boundaries, Communication, emotions, Friends, Guilt, Hug, hurt, husband, Insecurity, naked women, NoHugs4NakedMobs, nudity, relationships, Respect, San Diego, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	2460	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will hug you naked? Look no further! Join our server where hugs are mandatory and clothes are optional.

Imagine a world where you can hug your friends while exploring the vast landscapes of Minecraft, all while in your birthday suit. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But be warned, if you’re not comfortable with naked hugs, this server may not be for you. Our community is all about embracing freedom and breaking boundaries, both in-game and in real life.

So come join us and experience the most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend who loves naked hugs just as much as you do!

AnimalNet Minecraft SMP

AnimalNet, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	220
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where animals have taken over the internet and created their own websites! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the web pages of various animal-run sites.

The chickens have started a social networking site called CluckBook where they share their latest egg-laying achievements and gossip about the roosters in their lives. The pigs have created a cooking blog called Baconlicious, where they share their favorite recipes for turning vegetables into delicious bacon-flavored treats.

Meanwhile, the cows have started a streaming service called MooFlix, where they binge-watch episodes of “Cowspiracy” and “The Udder Side of the Story.” And let’s not forget about the sheep, who have launched a fashion blog called Woolly World, where they critique the latest trends in wool production.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is entertaining, come join us and explore the bizarre world of animal-run websites. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a regular contributor to the site run by the elusive internet-savvy ocelots!