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/Mine/Laugh/ – Minecraft SMP Comedy Club

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8722
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	9

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3129	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7539	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Animals Bred:	125	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6844	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA