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Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SisterGuardians Minecraft Server

age, AITAH, bil, child, competency, family, gift, guardianship, house size, Housing, Inheritance, mental impact, Minecraft, out of state, parents, Practicality, red flags, rejection, Resources, Server, sister, SisterGuardians, Will

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to unscramble this word jumble? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family drama!

Forget about traditional guardianship plans, on our server, we believe in passing on your Minecraft empire to the most deserving player! Will it be your best friend who always has your back in a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe that random player you met who builds the most epic pixel art? The possibilities are endless!

Just like the debate over who should be the guardian of your child, our server is full of drama and unexpected plot twists. Will you team up with your in-laws to conquer the virtual world, or will you stick with your trusted family members who have your back? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like trying to figure out who should inherit your Minecraft kingdom in the event of a tragic accident. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this Reddit post!

WeddingCraftColorWars

bridesmaids dresses, Budget, Cadbury Purple, compromise, Difficult, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, INPUT, Lurker, reddit post, strop, suit accessories, venue viewings, wedding attire, wedding color scheme, wedding colors, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding planning, WeddingCraftColorWars

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and dive into a world of colorful blocks and endless adventures!

Join us and build your dream wedding venue in Cadbury Purple, because who needs compromise when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips?

Forget about real-life strops and arguments over color schemes, on our server, you can wear Cadbury Purple from head to toe without anyone telling you it doesn’t go with anything!

So come on in, leave the wedding planning woes behind, and let’s build some epic creations together in the most fabulous color of them all – Cadbury Purple!

QuestionTheTruth – Minecraft SMP

breaking free from social conditioning, challenging the status quo, cognitive dissonance, conformity, critical thinking, exploring alternative perspectives, fear of challenging ideas, groupthink, herd mentality, independent thought, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, questioning authority, questioning beliefs, questioning the mainstream narrative, QuestionTheTruth, skepticism, smp, societal norms, taboo topics, unconventional thinking, widely accepted truth

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to shake things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting to overthrow the players, and rumors of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes (or maybe just make you run really fast, we’re not sure).

So if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and embark on a hilariously chaotic adventure, join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

CraftySuccessFails

achievement, BELIEF, CraftySuccessFails, Dedication, determination, fixed mindset, goals, growth, hard work, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, perseverance, personal development, self help, self improvement, success, success mindset, success misconceptions, success myths, wrong path

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
New Chunks Explored:	333222	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2421
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crops Grown:	6346	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a try. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of their life. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a friendly group of players who welcomed them with open arms. They were given a magical pickaxe that could mine diamonds with just one hit. They built the most magnificent castle that put even the Ender Dragon to shame. And when they defeated the final boss, they were rewarded with a real-life unicorn that they could ride into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players from all corners of the Minecraft universe come to seek it out. Legend has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to find it?

So why waste your time on other servers that offer nothing but empty promises? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic, BalticGasBlunder, China, Destruction, diplomatic fallout, energy crisis, environmental impact, gas pipeline, Hong Kong, infrastructure damage, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, Natural Gas, negligence, political tension, Server, Ship, trade disruption, Transportation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

CraftyUkrainianGambit

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic

Acetic, acetic acid, carbon capture and utilization, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, Catalyst, chemical engineering, chemical production, climate change, CO2Craft, environmental impact, ethanol, Formic, formic acid, green chemistry, household chemicals, innovative technology, low cost, recycling, renewable resources, selective conversion, sustainable, tin-based

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

Nostalgia Craft

batihost, Discord, MHc8JZ6XWV, Minecraft, nostalgia craft, Nostalji, Play, Server, Survival, tc

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Mines Excavated:	1400	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

1.20.04 Survival Server

SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV

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