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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 491 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3128 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!
