#kickschlatt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, ARPG, Boss Battles, Character customization, Combat, dungeon crawling, Epic, equipment upgrades, Exploration, FANTASY, Finally, gameplay, gtalright, Hack and Slash, high intensity, leveling up, Loot, Loot drops, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Questing, role playing, Skill Tree, smp, Time

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4511	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Star Shards Collected:	195
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

mc-sl.ru:51073

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	75	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

play.auraforge.net

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9467
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

bloodborne, bonfire, Challenges, Character planners, Community, DANK, dark souls, demons souls, discussion, dsg, elden ring, FAQ, FromSoftware, gameplay, games, general, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, online tips, Resources, sekiro, smp, Souls, Souls Games, strategy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	195
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!