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CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#videogames, 2012, 21st century, Apocalypse, aryans”, Censorship, CraftyTime, cultural shift, Downfall, End of the World, gay marriage, global transformation, historical event, internet, legalization, Media, Minecraft, Prophecy, Reflection, Server, social change, societal impact, unexpected

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1377	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living in a post-apocalyptic world where everything went to shit after 2012? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with gay marriage ceremonies, uncensored internet browsing, and epic gaming adventures that will make you forget all about the end of the world. Who needs reality when you can escape to our virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)? So come on down and join us for a crazy journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Trust us, it’s better than living in a dystopian hellscape.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Adult, BlockyLove, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Fridgesuna, games, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, storytelling, Thread

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition for a wild ride filled with steamy encounters and naughty adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking fridge named Fridgesuna. Fridgesuna whispered seductive promises of epic loot and forbidden pleasures, luring the player into a world of erotic roleplay unlike anything they had ever experienced.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of pixelated unicorns who grant wishes to those who can prove their worth in the art of seduction. Imagine riding into battle on a rainbow unicorn while wielding a diamond sword and wearing nothing but a leather thong. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your wildest fantasies and dive headfirst into a world of pixelated passion, join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Dad’s Room Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Dads, Empathy, Frustration, household organization, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, perspective, perspective-taking, possessions, privacy, problem solving, relationship, Respect, room, self-care, Server, step-parenting, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your precious diamonds safe from wandering hands? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your items will never mysteriously end up in someone else’s inventory!

Join us for a fun and thrilling adventure where you won’t have to play hide and seek with your belongings. Say goodbye to the days of searching through someone else’s chest for your enchanted sword – on our server, your items stay right where you left them!

Don’t be like this poor player who has to deal with their stuff constantly disappearing into the void of someone else’s room. Join our server and keep your treasures safe and sound in your own virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerRetirementRevenge

aging parents, BoomerRetirementRevenge, caregiving, childfree, elder care, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial independence, Financial Planning, generational wealth, Inheritance, intergenerational relationships, Long Term Care, parental support, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement planning, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Ores Mined:	619
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is the perfect place for those who value their independence and just want to focus on building, exploring, and having a good time.

Forget about being the designated caretaker or having to deal with entitled family members. On our server, the only thing you need to take care of are your virtual pets and creations. No one will guilt trip you into taking on more than you can handle.

Plus, with our inheritance system, you can rest assured that your hard-earned virtual wealth will be safe from greedy relatives. You won’t have to worry about being cut out of any wills or dealing with family drama over money. In fact, you can use your virtual riches to create the most epic builds and show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless fun and freedom!

PerfectTiming Minecraft Server

best timing, ideal moment, Minecraft, moment, perfect moment, perfect timing, perfect timing in actions, perfect timing in career, perfect timing in choices, perfect timing in circumstances, perfect timing in decisions, perfect timing in events, perfect timing in fate, perfect timing in life, perfect timing in love, perfect timing in opportunities, perfect timing in relationships, perfect timing in success, perfect timing moment, PerfectTiming, right moment, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of your perfect timing moments being wasted in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every moment is the perfect timing moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by one block, only to turn around and accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time you finally find diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman who teleports away with a maniacal laugh?

And let’s not forget the epic battles with other players, where you can show off your impeccable timing by accidentally hitting yourself with your own arrows or falling off a cliff while trying to do a fancy parkour jump.

So if you’re looking for a server where every moment is a perfect timing moment, join us now and start experiencing the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyFootyLegends

athlete, Choice, comparison, CraftyFootyLegends, Cristiano Ronaldo, debate, FAV, favorite player, football, Goat, legend, Lionel Messi, messi, opinion, Preference, reason, ronaldo, skill, Soccer, sports, talent

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between Ronaldo and Messi fans!

Choose your side and battle it out in epic soccer matches on the virtual field. Will you score more goals like Ronaldo or show off your fancy footwork like Messi? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted the power to bend it like Beckham!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who will reign supreme – Team Ronaldo or Team Messi? Only time will tell…

HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp

35 years, caribbean, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal organization, criminal sentencing, ex-gang leader, gang violence, Haiti, HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp, incarceration, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Prison, Sentence, US court

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so like this server is so lit, it’s like being in a prison but without the bars, ya know? we got this ex-gang leader from haiti running the show, he’s like the kingpin of the server. if you join, you gotta survive his crazy challenges and quests to prove you’re worthy of being in his gang. but watch out, he’s got a temper and will smite you if you step outta line. it’s like hardcore mode but with a twist, man. come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world.

PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

LonelyCraft: StrokeRisk56%

adults aged 50 and above, cardiovascular health, chronic loneliness, health study, higher risk, Loneliness, loneliness and stroke, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness statistics, loneliness study, LonelyCraft, mental health, researchers, risk of stroke, social isolation, stroke prevention, stroke risk factors, stroke risk increase, StrokeRisk56

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! we got so many players that you’ll never have a chance to feel sad and get a stroke! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the music! come join us and be part of the craziest community ever, where loneliness is just a distant memory and strokes are just a myth! trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Cutiverse Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Survival Mini-games Community Challenges Bedwars Skywars Game modes Semi-Survival Gamers Fun Multiplayer Online Adventure PvP Creative Economy Events Plugins Roleplay Customization

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2439	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to Cutiverse Network! We’re more than just a Minecraft server; we’re a community. Dive into survival challenges, try out fun mini-games, and connect with fellow gamers! We offer a wide variety of game modes. such as Semi-Survival, Bedwars, Skywars. ETC!

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