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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	297436

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	659

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ores Mined:	6887
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Towns Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	145
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

Anime, anime crossover, anime disaster, avoided disaster, collapse, CREEPERS, crossover, crossover chaos, crossover disaster, DanganRonpa, didn’t happen, Disaster, Imagine, Kardashians, Minecraft, potential disaster, sekai oni, sekai oni crossover, sekai oni disaster, Server, shitshow, thank god, thank god it didn’t happen

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Star Shards Collected:	83
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

Athletics, average height, Basketball, basketball fans, basketball league, basketball players, biggest meme, competitive sport, Dunk, favorite sport, Filipino, Fun, HoopsCraft, meets, meme, Men, Minecraft, Philippine, Phillipines, popular sport, Slam, sports, Sports Culture, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, tall players, team sport

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!