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/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Armor Forged:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
New Chunks Explored:	276919	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Animals Bred:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	363	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6020
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!