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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5789 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
