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  • BoobFetishCraft

    BoobFetishCraft
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6912
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 2600
    Zombie Dances: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you boob enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with giant pixelated boobs towering over the landscape, boob-shaped buildings, and even boob-themed mini-games.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted boob armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embrace your inner boob fanatic in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpideyCraft: Arachno-mania!

    SpideyCraft: Arachno-mania!
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 395
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old formula? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical server where the laws of physics didn’t apply. You could build upside down, ride pigs into battle, and even fly on a chicken! The possibilities were endless and the fun never stopped.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where the most epic loot awaits. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter, will you be one of them?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrangeRabbit Adventures

    OrangeRabbit Adventures
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 3854
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3547 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Star Shards Collected: 141
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in a creeper’s den! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a sugar high.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. And do you know what happened next? They became best friends and went on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking castles made of cake, roller coasters that defy gravity, and houses that are literally on fire (don’t worry, it’s just a visual effect).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Oh, and also watch out for those sneaky chickens…they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirlCraft LOL

    GirlCraft LOL
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2834
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Crops Grown: 2809
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest – we have an all-female player base! That’s right, no more dealing with annoying teenage boys trying to show off their redstone skills. Join us and experience the power of girl power in the world of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance at these parties, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most fabulous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza

    Marine’s Big Booty Bonanza
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 2271
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magic Items Found: 3792
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the world of fake stock markets and virtual coins representing your favorite Hololive members? Look no further than /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Marine’s Big Fat Ass (and Dividends) Edition! Join us for some numberfagging fun with a twist of actual-schizos energy.

    Cryptofags, beware! This server is not for the faint of heart. No real money involved, just pure chaos and entertainment. And no, you won’t become a stock market guru from playing this game. But hey, who needs that when you can have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are?

    With research links galore and market-based reports updated daily, you’ll never run out of things to analyze and discuss. And don’t forget about the NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard – because why not add some friendly competition into the mix?

    So come on, join us in the madness of fake stock markets and virtual coins. Who knows, you might just end up with a fat wallet and a newfound appreciation for Marine’s big fat ass. Don’t believe us? Check out the thread lore and previous threads for a taste of the insanity that awaits you in /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General. See you there, faggots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PonyCraft – Where Blacked Ponies and Niggered Ponies Unite for Epic Adventures!

    PonyCraft – Where Blacked Ponies and Niggered Ponies Unite for Epic Adventures!
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2565
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 177
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Caramel Apple Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because we have ponies enjoying dark meat, queen of spades, and big black cock galore!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our boorus are filled with all the spicy content you could ever dream of, from tattooed ponies to tutorials on how to edit like a pro.

    So why wait? Jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • High on Altitude with McMMO, Economy, and Land Claiming – 1.20.4!

    High on Altitude with McMMO, Economy, and Land Claiming – 1.20.4!
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1242
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 549747 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dimension Hops: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP play.alttd.com
    Website alttd.com
    Rules alttd.com/rules
    Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/News alttd.com/blog

    Who are we?

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

    We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join if I’m a new player? Yes, all are welcome!
    Are there any age restrictions? Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
    What version of Minecraft is the server on? 1.20.x
    Is griefing allowed? No, we have land claiming with GriefPrevention to prevent griefing.
    Are there monthly events on the server? Yes, we have monthly server events.

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  • MineCraftyFags

    MineCraftyFags
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 1790
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 2897
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1753 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

    We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tony’s Block Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Twerk!

    Tony’s Block Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Twerk!
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 1819
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Tony R. Khan and his band of smark scum? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t confirm or deny anything).

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life (results may vary).

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Tony R. Khan in the dust and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuasarsSMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of Java

    QuasarsSMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of Java
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8948
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1443 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

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    QuasarsSMP Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
    Active Players 15-20
    Features Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community-focused
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join QuasarsSMP?

    A: To join our server, please join our Discord community using the link provided above. From there, you can find instructions on how to join the server.

    Q: Are there any server rules I need to follow?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and respectful gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules in our Discord server.

    Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join?

    A: We aim to have a group of 15-20 active players to maintain a close-knit community. However, we may open up more slots in the future based on server activity.

    Q: How often does the server reset?

    A: QuasarsSMP does not have seasonal resets. We prioritize lasting builds and forming enduring friendships, so the server remains consistent for long-term gameplay.

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