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Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	6023	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Buildings Constructed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	148
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	3903
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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World of Cracks RP – Because fixing things is overrated! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, alliances, Characters, Civilization, Community, Conflict, cracks, creativity, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Fixing, Immersive, Magic, Modpack, Overrated, Peace, Roleplay, Stories, storytelling, Survival, virtual world, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions	Description
The Imeris Entente 👑	Founded by Dwarven clans, high-elf Caeli, Humans, and the mysterious Myriad.
The Wildchoir 🌳	Comprised of halfling Cuthail, elven Kihai, orcish Hjen, and human Endless Spears.

Cities	Description
Azuverde 🏝️	A town of scholars, artists, traders, and craftsmen in the jungle with a dangerous beauty.
Hythe 🏰	A city on a mountain with rapid advancements in artificery and a focus on defense.

The World

An enormous custom map with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes, and advanced mechanics.

Role-Playing

Play a character of your own design with various races and classes, creating memorable stories.

How To Join

Join our Discord server or visit our website to apply, get Whitelisted, and start playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Minecraft server about?	It is a role-playing server set in a unique world with diverse races, factions, and cities.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server, fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the modpack.
What are the races and factions available?	The server features the Imeris Entente and the Wildchoir, each with distinct characteristics.
Can I create my own character and storyline?	Yes, players have the freedom to create unique characters, backstories, and experiences.