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I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Votes:	6211	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1722
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crops Grown:	3228	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6436
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Buildings Constructed:	34

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!