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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Anonymity, Blockchain, Crypto, crypto gambling, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., Dex, digital assets, ERC20 tokens, exchanges, financial freedom, gambling, KYC, L2 bridge, Minecraft, no KYC, non-ethereum, NON-KYC exchanges, peer-to-peer trading, privacy, smp, Trading, unverified exchanges

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Items Found:	2374	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9196
Votes:	1588	Emeralds Found:	2681
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	4711
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	293	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	4344
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7926	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Star Shards Collected:	104	Endless Night Skies:	3

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!