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Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

$375 million, additional, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict, Congress, CraftyUkrainianDefense, Defense, defense budget, Equipment, foreign policy, funding, international relations, military aid, Reuters, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	914817
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

Current Character Banners, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao Trailer, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, honkai community, Honkai Impact 3, Honkai Impact resources, honkai lore, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, Myriad Celestia Trailer, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Star Rail General, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchantments Applied:	212	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

acting career, adolescence, Before and after, Celebrity, child actor, Development, dramatic, Edition, entertainment industry, famous personalities, GLOW, growth spurt, Hollywood, noticeable difference, Off Screen, on-screen, physical changes, puberty change, PubertyCraft, series, transformation, tv show, young performer

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera network, AlJazeCraft, Bureau, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, freedom of press, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Israel, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Police, press freedom, Raided, Raids

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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