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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2739 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3008 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.
imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!
