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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8707 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6801 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
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Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to cast its vote for us. We have custom plugins that will make you question reality, like the “Vote for Diamonds” feature where you can literally trade your vote for shiny gems. Who needs democracy when you have bling, am I right?
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself. Legend has it that he only supports the dankest of Minecraft servers, and we are proud to say that we are his top pick.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least until the next update ruins everything. #BlockTheVote #EnderDragon2020
