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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2811 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?