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Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Acai Looks Like Noob

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	8666
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Star Shards Collected:	63
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	160	Magical Moments Shared:	15

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	234
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	82
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.