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HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Farms Harvested:	816
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

Acute, Acute Phase, AtheroCraft19, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, chronic inflammation, Complications, Covid-19, Cytokine Storm, Endothelial Dysfunction, immune response, immune system, inflammation, INITIATION, long-term effects, Pathophysiology, phase, Progression, Pulmonary Complications, risk factors, thrombosis, vascular health

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Animals Bred:	85	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	247	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	8693
Star Shards Collected:	152	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	301136
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	388	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	4080
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9011	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mines Excavated:	1320	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	7085
New Chunks Explored:	309020	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥