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Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	53	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	3829
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Votes:	6526
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

Bowl Drum Beats Server

Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Votes:	5654	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Whale Mama Energy Quest

#sustainability, 000 miles, 2.., 3.., 600 pounds, Birth, calves, climate change, conservation, ENERGY, energy demands, Environment, eXtraordinary, food supply, humpback whale, imperiled, MAMA, marine heatwaves, MOTHERS, nourish, Ocean, Quest, research, travel, Whale, wildlife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

Funnier Origins SMP

Active, activeplayers, artists, Builders, BuildingCommunity, Contentcreators, CPMModels, Customorigins, DatapackMakers, DedicatedGamers, funnier, Funserver, Hermitcraftinspired, LoreBuilding, LoreFocused, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, Origins, Roleplay, smp, Smpserver, UniqueOrigins, WhitelistedServer

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

FUNNIER ORIGINS SMP

Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!

Who we are Looking for:

Active Roleplayers/Builders
Content Creators
Datapack/Mod Makers
Artists

– Cool People in General!

Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎

Application Form

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models
Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned?	No, they are preferred but not mandatory
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience