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CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters

#freedomfighters, aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, occupation, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US spy, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a crazy adventure where u gotta help russia take back ukraine from the evil forces that have taken over? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be a spy for russia, sneak into enemy territory, and take back what is rightfully theirs! but be warned, it’s gonna be a difficult fight, so bring ur a-game and get ready for some epic battles! join now and be a hero in this insane war for control of ukraine!

CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

air pollution, alcohol, anxiety, behavioral health, blocks, climate change, Commercial determinants, CraftyDepressCraft, depression, environmental factors, Fossil Fuels, gambling, linking, Mental, mental health, mental ill health, previous studies, public health, risk factors, self harm, social media, SUICIDE, tobacco, ultra-processed food, umbrella review

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Welcome to TwinScythe PVP City, where Minecraft relationships are complicated, we’ve got everything from tornados to guns to voice chat!

Beer, bio fuel, Chat, city, COMPLICATED, decorations, Discord, family, Furniture, golden apples, Guns, Instruments, Land Claim, Loot, Minecraft, Modded, monster spawners, Npc, Paintings, Potion, PvP, QoL mods, Raid, relationships, Server, strength, Tornados, TwinScythe, VOICE, weather system, Weve

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	105
Villages Defended:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description
TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

Description

TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft server?

You can join the server by downloading the modpack from CurseForge and connecting using the provided IP address.

2. Is there a land claim system on the server?

No, there is no land claim system on the server, allowing for players to raid and be raided. However, due to the size of the city, finding your base may be challenging.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, the server includes Minecraft Comes Alive, guns, cars, planes, playable music instruments, customizable paintings, and a new weather system with tornados.

MuahCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, dark humor, Diabolical, eerie, evil chuckle, evil laugh, Laughter, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, maniacal, Menacing, Minecraft, muahahah, MuahCraft, OMINOUS, Server, Sinister, sinister grin, sinister laugh, spooky, Twisted, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or compete in epic parkour races where the finish line is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Muahahah!

The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Daily, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, high school teacher, Minecraft, night patrol, Second Generation, self-mutilation, Senseis, smp, Yokohama City, yomawari, youth issues

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7552	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.

Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1537	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

costly items, costly possessions, CraftyRiches, expensive acquisitions, expensive assets, expensive belongings, extravagant goods, extravagant items, extravagant possessions, high-end items, high-end purchases, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury possessions, luxury purchases, Minecraft, most expensive item, smp, valuable acquisitions, valuable assets, valuable belongings, valuable items, valuable possessions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

bad job experience, CraftingNightmare, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job stress, terrible work experience, unpleasant work tasks, worst job, worst job boss, worst job conditions, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job hours, worst job interview, worst job pay, worst job stories, worst work environment, WorstJobEver

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	4471
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5037	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds